If you think it's easy to write jokes about fried calamari, you've probably never tried.
I think the pleasure of completed work is what makes blogging so popular. You have to believe most bloggers have few if any actual readers. The writers are in it for other reasons. Blogging is like work, but without coworkers thwarting you at every turn. All you get is the pleasure of a completed task.
The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out. Sure, there's a lot more living to go, but there isn't much doubt that I'll always be the 'Dilbert guy.' Unless I go on a crime spree, in which case I'll be that stabbin Dilbert guy.
He was deader than a shrunken head at a Hackey Sack festival.
When virtual reality gets cheaper than dating, society is doomed.
You might argue that my example is bad because Einstein is dead. But according to physicist Erwin Schrodinger, Einstein is neither dead nor alive until we dig him up and open the casket. If he's alive, he might want his brain back, which I understand is in a Ziplock bag in some guy's freezer. And this is a perfect example of why examples always distract from the main point.
I try to manage my day by my circadian rhythms because the creativity is such an elusive thing, and I could easily just stomp over it doing my administrative stuff.
I should have written that down. - Dilbert
Your inability to see other possibilities and your lack of vocabulary are your brain's limits, not the universe's.
There's a fine line between marketing and grand theft.
I'm predicting that we'll finally have a computer will search my e-mail automatically and delete every message that begins with 'thought you'd be interested,' and then give an electrical shock to the sender to remind him or her to stop send that kind of message.
Your shower is ready - I turned it on last night.
Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease in your funding.
A matador is a guy who didn't have enough people skills to be promoted to serial killer.
We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.
I love magazines. It's such McNugget kind of information.
Failure is a resource that can be managed.
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