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I love you above all things, even pie.
He always had a problem with the purity of others. Never his own.
She hugged me and I could feel the heat rise in my face, either from shame or love, like there was a difference.
People, generally, suck.
She's so small, yet she contains so much evil.
When I teach seminars, I tell people, Your stuff has to look like something thats out there, because otherwise nobody will take a chance on you.
People always stay the age that they died at. My big brother died of leukemia when I was six. He was eight. Now when I think of him, he's always eight, and he's still my big brother. He never changes, and the part of me that remembers him never changes.
You don't hurry a thinker, and you don't talk to him when he's thinking. It's just inconsiderate.
Perhaps there is a reason that there is no fool piece on the chessboard. What action, a fool? What strategy, a fool? What use, a fool? Ah, but a fool resides in a deck of cards, a joker, sometimes two. Of no worth, of course. No real purpose. The appearance of a trump, but none of the power: Simply an instrument of chance. Only a dealer may give value to the joker.
Not unlike the toaster, I control darkness.
I could stand on my head and flick the bean right there at the dinner table and my mom would be all, "Honey, Christmas is family time, we should be together" and make me finish in front of everyone.
You sure about this writer thing son?
Action based on hope just felt better than the paralysis of certainty.
Do we look like thrill-seekers? Wasn't it enough that we had to put up that sign reading NO HABLA ESPANOL and acknowledge the existence of thirty percent of the population, even in the negative?
Oh, I get it," I said. "It's a parable. Cute. Let's go eat.
He wanted her to experience all the glorious cheese of life.
Blessed are the meek, for to them we shall say "attaboy".
I wanted a trumpet concerto that reflected Native American music because, well, there aren't any. I looked around for one but couldn't find anything. So it's a wide-open field.
[in reference to turkey bowling] He [Tommy] squinted and picked his target, then took his steps and sent the bird sliding down the aisle. A collective gasp rose from the crew as the fourteen-pound, self-basting, fresh-frozen projectile of wholesome savory goodness plowed into the soap bottles like a freight train into a chorus line of drunken grandmothers.
Sarcasm will make your tits fall off.
Even a mentally challenged shark would figure out that sea turtles did not wear boxer shorts printed in flying piggies, and no sea turtle would be yattering streams of obscenities between chain-smoker gasps of breath.
...as if someone had thrown a hand grenade into the middle of a teddy bear orgy and the only survivors had had their fur blown off.
He invented Kung Fu when translated to English means method by which short, bald guys can kick the bejeezus out of you.
The prospect of change is a many-fanged beast, my dear.
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