Sometimes I think my soul is full of weeds!
Nobody gave me what I wanted for my birthday! Nobody! What sort of presents do you call these? New shoes, a green sweater and a bunch of stupid toys!" "What were you expecting?" "Real estate!
Those dreams I have at night are going to drive me crazy. Last night I dreamed that little red-haired girl and I were eating lunch together... But she's gone... She's moved away, and I don't know where she lives, and she doesn't know I even exist, and I'll never see her again... And... I wish men cried.
You can't write a term paper before breakfast.
Each year, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere. He's gotta pick this one. He's got to. I don't see how a pumpkin patch can be more sincere than this one. You can look around and there's not a sign of hypocrisy. Nothing but sincerity as far as the eye can see.
There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich.
I was jumping rope. Everything was fine. And then suddenly everything seemed so futile.
I feel sorry for little babies... When a little baby is born into this cold world, he's confused! He's frightened! He needs something to cheer him up... The way I see it, as soon as a baby is born, he should be issued a banjo!
I just draw what I think is funny, and I hope other people think it is funny, too.
I’m torn between the desire to create and the desire to destroy.
I want to know about life! I want some real answers..." "Five." "Five?!" "I thought that was a pretty good answer!
The only thing I ever wanted to be was a cartoonist. That's my Life. DRAWING.
That stupid Charlie Brown! He had the nerve to say I'm not perfect!" "So I suppose you hit him, huh?" "Rats! I knew I forgot something!
Linus: Nothing goes on forever. All good things must come to an end... Charlie: When do the good things start?
Today is my grandfather's birthday." "How old is he?" "Sixty-three. It's hard to believe he was once a human being.
The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything.
Dear Valentine, I have thought of you often. Not all the time, but often.
Look at Charlie Brown's face. Would you please hold still a minute Charlie Brown? I want Linus to study your face. Now this is what you call a failure face, Linus. Notice how it has failure written all over it. Study it carefully Linus. You rarely see such a good example. Notice the deep lines, the dull vacant look in the eyes. Yes, I would say this is one of the finest examples of a failure face that your liable to see for a long while.
Never set your stomach for a jelly-bread sandwich until you're sure there's some jelly!
Valentine, just a few words to tell you how I love you. I have loved you since the first day I saw you. Whenever that was.
The hand that controls the supper dish rules the world!
I come from a long line of generations!
Schroeder, do you think love is the answer to everything?" "Boy, I hope not!
I enjoy looking at your face... Whenever I look at your face, a question always comes to my mind... Will man ever succeed in reaching the moon?
How is the birdhouse coming along, Charlie Brown?" "Well, I'm a lousy carpenter, I can't nail straight, I can't saw straight and I always split the wood... I'm nervous, I lack confidence, I'm stupid, I have poor taste and absolutely no sense of design... So, all things considered, it's coming along okay!
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