The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?
One day, when I came home from work, I accidentally put my car key in the door of my apartment building. I turned it, and the whole building started up. So I drove it around. A policeman stopped me for going too fast. He said, "Where do you live?" I said, "Right here!" Then I drove my building onto the middle of a highway, and I ran outside, and told all of the cars to get the hell out of my driveway.
If heat rises, then heaven must be hotter than hell
It seems like we wake up and it's a race until you get to bed. It gets to you after a while and you think, 'What the hell am I doing?'
I need one of those baby monitors from my subconscious to my consciousness so I can know what the hell I'm really thinking about.
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