I'm still proud of a lot of my jokes when I started.
I only wear heels when it's 100-percent required, and even sometimes not then. I have to talk myself into a bra. I've done an hour of standup where I've been like, "I don't have to wear a bra tonight." If you're going to be on camera, you have to get it together, but other than that, I am pretty lazy as a woman.
I feel very comfortable in my own skin. When someone makes jokes about me being heavy, it makes me mad. It's not true. I'm right where I should be.
I just say what I think is the funniest thing I could say. I'm not trying to make headlines. I'm just trying to say the stuff that I think is funny and will make people laugh.
Song "Sixteen Going on Seventeen" is actually about syphilis.
I call myself a comic.But I started as an actress. I did plays since I was 5.
I always did plays, I got the comedic roles in college ... or, uh, the ones that would get naked.
"I just want to get the most money I can."
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