I think everyone is born funny. Sadly, some lives beat it out of them. I don't know what allows someone to keep being funny and actually make a career of it.
The year I married my American husband, I won the lottery - and I tried to give it to somebody else, because I was already approved - not the money lottery, the immigration lottery.
The United States is one of the only holdouts, not changing to metric.
I'm afraid to laugh out loud, because there's so much information.
It's easier to make fun of things that people can help doing.
These are mad times, but there have been a lot of mad times in the world.
I think one of the sexiest things a couple can share is laughing.
There's nothing like having a history with someone, when you're in a foreign land.
You allow people to represent themselves, and they'll either look smart or foolish on their own; you don't have to do much for them.
I only want to write. I don't care about directing really. I've tried it and it was fun, but it's not like I have to.
When you do something that people watch and enjoy as children, that's great because it stays with you, throughout your life. The things you loved as a child stay with you, and so do the people who were in those things.
People who are considered scary or odd or even monsters are so often the people that just need love and someone to care for them.
The people who present themselves as normal and nice and good are often the scariest monsters in the world.
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