Oatmeal Cookies Quotes

• If you're craving oatmeal cookies, apple sauce won't do.

  Eric Jerome Dickey

  Apples, Oatmeal, Cookies

  Eric Jerome Dickey (2003). “Between Lovers”, p.103, Penguin

  7 Copy quote

  Show source

• There's an oatmeal cookie in there. I see no reason for the existence of oatmeal, particularly in cookies.

  Nora Roberts

  Oatmeal, Cookies, Reason

  7 Copy quote

• I don’t want any of this artificial superficial feeling stimulated by the choir. Today I have proved myself a glutton—​for Scotch oatmeal cookies and erotic thought. There is nothing left to say of me.

  Flannery O'Connor

  Scotch, Oatmeal, Erotic

  7 Copy quote

• I am a picky eater. By that I mean, I love to pick the raisins out of oatmeal raisin cookies, the chips out of chocolate chip cookies, the white side off of black and white cookies, and the vanilla center out of Oreos.

  Dylan Lauren

  Mean, Black And White, Oatmeal

  8 Copy quote

• On more than one occasion, the camera has cut to me after a break as I'm still trying to swallow the last bite of cookie. Those of you who have thought to yourselves, 'That guy talks like he has marbles in his mouth,' should know that they are not marbles, but oatmeal cookies.

  Lester Holt

  Cutting, Oatmeal, Guy

  9 Copy quote

• I eat cheese and salami and a lot of fried chicken. I eat a big bag of oatmeal-raisin cookies every night and I don't gain weight. I still look OK as long as I'm dressed.

  Ellen Barkin

  Night, Oatmeal, Long

  38 Copy quote

• When I got inside, I just sort of stood there. There's nothing stranger than the smell of someone else's house. The scent goes right to your stomach. Mary's house smelled like lemon furniture polish and oatmeal cookies and logs in a fireplace. For some reason it made me want to curl up in the fetal position. I could have slept right there on their kitchen table.

  Adam Rapp

  Smell, Oatmeal, House

  7 Copy quote