Shitheads Quotes

• No one has it all figured out, especially not the people who are acting like they do and judging you because of it. Pretending to be something you aren't because you're trying to please a bunch of judgmental hypocrites and shitheads is not the way to be happy. Living the life you want to live is. It really is that simple.

  Tucker Max

  Live Life, Hypocrite, Simple

  Tucker Max (2011). “Assholes Finish First”, p.252, Simon and Schuster

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• Once I was adviced never to trust a pretty face. Well, and what should I do when a meet a shithead?

  William C. Brown

  Power, Faces, Management

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• Design the life you want to live.

  Rachel Roy

  Inspirational, Positive, Design

  "Fashion Designer Rachel Roy". "Tavis Smiley Show", www.pbs.org. March 22, 2016.

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• J. Edgar Hoover, J. Bracken Lee, J. Parnell Thomas, J. Paul Getty -- you can always tell a shithead by that initial initial.

  Edward Abbey

  J Edgar Hoover, Parnell, Initials

  Edward Abbey (2015). “A Voice Crying in the Wilderness”, p.22, RosettaBooks

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• I can't stand what people do to each other. I think we're brilliant as a species. I think we are amazing. I think that God is incredible, that He just gave us everything. Everything in our face. Everything for us to use. And sometimes we're such shitheads. And it makes me crazy.

  Pat Benatar

  Crazy, Thinking, People

  Interview with Jancee Dunn, www.believermag.com. May, 2003.

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• It was the wife, John thought. And she was giving this tough guy a tongue-lashing. And the man was taking it. "Okay. I love you. Bye." Tohrment flipped the phone closed and put it in his pocket. When he focused on John again, he clearly respected his wife enough not to roll his eyes and make some macho, shithead comment about pesky women.

  J.R. Ward

  Love You, Eye, Men

  J.R. Ward (2011). “J.R. Ward The Black Dagger Brotherhood Novels 1-4”, p.1028, Penguin

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• The world is full of shitheads, Rhea. Don’t listen to them—listen to me. And I know that Lou is one of those shitheads. But I listen.

  Jennifer Egan

  World, Listen To Me, Knows

  Jennifer Egan (2010). “A Visit from the Goon Squad”, p.43, Anchor

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• Page, Arizona, Shithead Capital of Coconino County: any town with thirteen churches and only four bars has got an incipient social problem. That town is looking for trouble.

  Edward Abbey

  Church, Bars, Four

  Edward Abbey (2015). “A Voice Crying in the Wilderness”, p.56, RosettaBooks

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• What meditation does is allow you to actually survive these emotions as opposed to compartmentalizing and having them come up and make you a shithead in other areas of your life. The alternative is to be miserable, and I don't think we're living in a wise way when we do that.

  Dan Harris

  Wise, Thinking, Meditation

  Interview with Maranda Pleasant, www.marandapleasantmedia.com.

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• Willem Dafoe is a shithead.

  Doug Benson

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• No man-made structure in all of American history has been hated so much, by so many, for so long, with such good reason, as that Glen Canyon Dam at Page, Arizona, Shithead Capital of Coconino County.

  Edward Abbey

  Men, Long, Dams

  Edward Abbey (2015). “A Voice Crying in the Wilderness”, p.46, RosettaBooks

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