Two And A Half Men Quotes

• How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

  Jon Lovitz

  Blow, Men, Two

  "Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen", www.imdb.com. 2011.

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• Do you have any idea how much an elephant drinks?

  Sara Gruen

  Elephants, Ideas, True Romance

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• It doesn't matter if you win or lose, until you lose.

  Lanny Bassham

  Cheer, Winning, Grease

  "In the company of women" by Tim Lott, www.theguardian.com. June 01, 2012.

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• Without qualification, I am grateful to and have the highest regard and respect for all of the wonderful people on 'Two and Half Men' with whom I have worked and over the past ten years who have become an extension of my family.

  Angus T. Jones

  Grateful, Men, Past

  "'Two and a Half Men' star apologizes for offending cast and crew", www.cnn.com. November 29, 2012.

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• Britney Spears' album Blackout is one of the hottest-selling CDs in the country. We're in a bad place, people: The world is melting, we're at war, and Two and a Half Men is a huge hit.

  Chelsea Handler

  Country, War, Men

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• It’s called Two and a Half Men,” Dermot was telling his guest. “I understand,” Bellenos said. “Because the two brothers are grown, and the son isn’t.” “I think so,” Dermot said. “Don’t you think the son is useless?” “The half? Yes. At home, we’d eat him,” Bellenos said.

  Charlaine Harris

  Brother, Home, Son

  Charlaine Harris (2012). “Deadlocked: A Sookie Stackhouse Novel”, p.93, Penguin

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• I think if a girl who liked 'Party Down' found out that her boyfriend liked 'Two and a Half Men,' she would break up with him.

  Lizzy Caplan

  Girl, Party, Men

  "Interview: Lizzy Caplan on the ‘Party Down’ cancellation". Interview with Alan Sepinwall, uproxx.com. July 02, 2010.

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• Charlie Sheen called his boss on 'Two and a Half Men' a 'Jew ki**' and expected to go back to work. That’s crazy. If you could do that and keep your job, then everybody would do it.

  Anthony Jeselnik

  Jobs, Crazy, Men

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• If you watch Two and a Half Men, please stop watching Two and a Half Men. I'm on Two and a Half Men and I don't want to be on it. Please stop watching it. Please stop filling your head with filth.

  Angus T. Jones

  Men, Two, Watches

  "Two and a Half Men/ Trivia". www.imdb.com.

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