By the age of eighteen, a human has acquired enough joy and heartache to provide the food of reflection for a century.
There is a fine art to making enemies and it requires diligent cultivation. It's not as easy as it looks.
If, as some say, evil lies in the hearts and not the institutions of men, then there's hardly a distinction worth making between, say, Hitler's Germany and Rebecca's Sunnybrook Farm.
I hold no preference among flowers, so long as they are wild, free, spontaneous.
Let the people walk. Or ride horses, bicycles, mules, wild pigs-anything-but keep the automobiles and the motorcycles and all their motorized relatives out. We have agreed not to drive our automobiles into cathedrals, concert halls, art museums, legislative assemblies, private bedrooms and other sanctums of our culture; we should treat our national parks with the same deference, for they, too, are holy places.
Might does not make right but it sure makes what is.
The domination of nature leads to the domination of human nature.
A man's duty? To be ready -- with rifle or rood -- to defend his home when the showdown comes.
I've wrecked and ravaged half my life in the pursuit of women, and I suffer the pangs of about seventeen regrets -- the seventeen who got away.
I have found through trial and error that I work best under duress. In fact I work only under duress.
Jesus don't walk on water no more; his feet leak.
In everything but brains and brawn, women are vastly superior to men. A different race.
Despair leads to boredom, electronic games, computer hacking, poetry and other bad habits.
The ready availability of suicide, like sex and alcohol, is one of life's basic consolations.
What is truth? I don't know and I'm sorry I brought it up.
Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they'd be intolerable.
High technology has done us one great service: It has retaught us the delight of performing simple and primordial tasks - chopping wood, building a fire, drawing water from a spring
Paradise is the here and now, the actual, tangible, dogmatically real Earth on which we stand. Yes, God bless America, the Earth upon which we stand.
Most of what we call the classics of world literature suggest artifacts in a wax museum. We have to hire and pay professors to get them read and talked about.
Grand opera is a form of musical entertainment for people who hate music.
Men come and go, cities rise and fall, whole civilizations appear and disappear-the earth remains, slightly modified. The earth remains, and the heartbreaking beauty where there are no hearts to break....I sometimes choose to think, no doubt perversely, that man is a dream, thought an illusion, and only rock is real. Rock and sun.
The tank, the B-52, the fighter-bomber, the state-controlled police and military are the weapons of dictatorship. The rifle is the weapon of democracy. Not for nothing was the revolver called an "equalizer."
A life without tragedy would not be worth living.
Baseball is a slow, sluggish game, with frequent and trivial interruptions, offering the spectator many opportunities to reflect at leisure upon the situation on the field: This is what a fan loves most about the game
But of the seven deadly sins, wrath is the healthiest - next only to lust.
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