Latest Andy Rooney Quotes from Interviews

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• Where some people may see loving grandparents, I see a pair of feckless boobs who can't drive, take way too long to shop, and don't even have the most basic grasps on the new technology. As a staunch supporter of the principles of Darwinism, I think that advances in modern medicine are starting to overrule the survival of the fittest, and it's to our [youngers'] detriment.

  Andy Rooney

  Technology, Thinking, Medicine

• Bacon is clearly a food made by the Nazis to fatten up Americans. It has no nutritional value, is full of fat, sodium, and nitrates, and is a pathetic type of consumable made from the noblest of creatures.

  Andy Rooney

  Sodium, Nazi, Made

• If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.

  Andy Rooney

  Goes On, Internet, Mets