Latest Si Robertson Quotes from Interviews

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• I messed up on the Vietnam Special, because I gave it to civilians? Only military men can handle that.

  Si Robertson

  Military, Men, Special

  Source: www.gq.com

• People don't realize where unsweet tea came from. During the war they had to ration sugar, so then everybody just had to drink bitter tea, or unsweet.

  Si Robertson

  War, People, Tea

  Source: www.gq.com

• Ice will ruin the tea. Waters it down. You can always get ice, or carry your ice in an ice container. You don't want to put it in your tea, it'll water it down.

  Si Robertson

  Ice, Water, Tea

  Source: www.gq.com

• I'm like a fine-tuned race car. You've got to make frequent pit stops when you drink as much tea as I do.

  Si Robertson

  Race, Car, Tea

  Source: www.gq.com

• Nap time would become a national pastime. A man needs his beauty rest!

  Si Robertson

  Men, Naps, Needs

  Source: www.gq.com

• The first thing I'd do [as a president] is de-regulate about 90-percent of the things that they've got regulation on, OK, including duck hunting. We're way over-regulated on everything.

  Si Robertson

  Hunting, Ducks, President

  Source: www.gq.com

• If you kill it, you gotta grill it, so to speak.

  Si Robertson

  Speak, Ifs

  Source: www.gq.com

• They got some people that are saying, hey, elect me as president. Hey, Washington couldn't handle Si Robertson. Trust me.

  Si Robertson

  People, President, Hey

  Source: www.gq.com

• We killed our own hogs, we killed our own beef, we raised our own vegetables, which Mama canned. We did live off the land.

  Si Robertson

  Vegetables, Land, Beef

  Source: www.gq.com

• People say, "Look, your book [Tales and Wisdom from Duck Dynasty's Favorite Uncle] is about tall tales." And I said, "No, you don't understand, OK? The book is tall tales, OK, by me. But look, those tall tales are my life, OK? And look, I added some spices in there. That's the five percent. You know the one about the wolves chasing me? The only thing about that - they wasn't wolves, they was coyotes".

  Si Robertson

  Uncles, Book, Favorite Uncle

  Source: www.gq.com

• I was in my tighty-whities and I never woke up, and I ran over a mile.

  Si Robertson

  Miles, Ran

  Source: www.gq.com

• My wife asked me about that: "What happened to your beard?" I said, "What are you talking about?" She said, "Hey, the right side is shorter than the left." I said, "You gotta be kidding me." So I went in there and looked, and I combed it out and I said, "I don't know, that's just the way it grows."

  Si Robertson

  Talking, Wife, Hey

  Source: www.gq.com

• Everybody thinks I'm the weirdo in the family.

  Si Robertson

  Thinking, Weirdo

  Source: www.gq.com

• I've worn it to church before. Camouflage and the other clothes.

  Si Robertson

  Worn It, Clothes, Church

  Source: www.gq.com

• Everybody when they saw it, they said, "Did Willie Nelson sign your hat?" I'd say, "No, that'd be Willie Knucklehead - Robertson, OK?" We were at an event for the fans and I took my hat off and set it down on the couch, and he signed it. I said, "What are you doing, idiot?" He said, "Look, I was in the zone, and you just happened to put your hat in my zone."

  Si Robertson

  Events, Knuckleheads, Fans

  Source: www.gq.com

• In the military it was camouflage for the desert or the winter. And now it's the duck hunting colors - I think it's "real tree." It's comfortable. It's stuff that's made out of comfortable material, OK, and I'm comfortable in it.

  Si Robertson

  Military, Real, Winter

  Source: www.gq.com