It's easier to find a traveling companion than to get rid of one.
On their return from a trip, it is wise to see friends promptly, before they've had time to get their pictures developed.
Like a chastity belt, the package tour keeps you out of mischief but a bit restive for wondering what you missed.
It is always a taut moment in a foreign country waiting to see if your English-speaking guide speaks English.
One's travel life is basically as incommunicable as his sex life is.
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