Julie Burchill Quotes About Husband

Quotes about: Husband

• I jest, of course; premature ejaculation isn't a laughing matter for anyone, except for your friends when you tell them about it on the phone the next morning. My first marriage ended because the main event was invariably over before my husband got his socks off.

  Julie Burchill

  Morning, Husband, Phones

• My second husband believed I had such a fickle attitude to friendship that each Friday he would update the list of my 'Top Ten' friends in the manner of a Top Of The Pops chart countdown.

  Julie Burchill

  Friday, Husband, Attitude

• Families, generally, suck. And I say that as someone who, like my husband, had parents who proved the proverbial exception to the rule.

  Julie Burchill

  Husband, Exception To The Rule, Parent

  "Suffer little children? Give me a break" by Julie Burchill, www.theguardian.com. August 2, 2008.

• In my third husband I had discovered a blissfully laid-back type who thought it nothing less than hilarious when I misread the map on the way to Wales, so it took us an extra three hours, or when I was sick in a plastic carrier bag during much of the drive back from Devon - a bag that turned out to have a hole in it.

  Julie Burchill

  Husband, Sick, Laid Back

  "Things I've never done before: My first time driving" by Julie Burchill, www.theguardian.com. March 7, 2008.

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