Carol Burnett Funny Quotes

Quotes about: Funny

• Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

  Carol Burnett

  Funny, Witty, Children

• We don't stop going to school when we graduate.

  Carol Burnett

  Inspirational, Funny, Graduation

• The first time someone said, 'What are your measurements?' I answered, '37, 24, 38 - but not necessarily in that order.'

  Carol Burnett

  Funny, Order, Measurement

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