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Carol Burnett Funny Quotes

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Comedy Funny Grandmothers Inspirational Life Writing

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Carol Burnett

Funny, Witty, Children
We don't stop going to school when we graduate.

Carol Burnett

Inspirational, Funny, Graduation
The first time someone said, 'What are your measurements?' I answered, '37, 24, 38 - but not necessarily in that order.'

Carol Burnett

Funny, Order, Measurement

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Born: April 26, 1933
Occupation: Actress
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