Tom Sims Quotes

• I've practiced meditation most of my life. It's better than lying around doing nothing.

  Tom Sims

  Lying, Meditation, Doing Nothing

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• Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music.

  Tom Sims

  Funny, Christmas, Years

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• I heard that women are attracted to bad boys, so every once in a while, I throw a recyclable into the regular garbage.

  Tom Sims

  Boys, Garbage, Bad Boy

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• Girls say they like a sensitive man, but then they complain about my premature ejaculation.

  Tom Sims

  Girl, Sex, Men

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