If pigs could vote, the man with the slop bucket would be elected swineherd every time, no matter how much slaughtering he did on the side.
It's the middle class that feels the luxury of being able to have causes.
Good people can't out-think evil, cause evil thinks of things good folks can't think of.
I'm a Democrat voting for Bush, even though on economic issues, from taxes to government regulation, I'm not happy with the Republican positions. But we're at war, and electing a president who is committed to losing it seems to be the most foolish thing we could do. Personal honesty is also important to me, and Kerry is obviously not in the running on that point, given that he can't keep track of the facts in his own autobiography.
[T]he politically correct are above the rules of ordinary civility, once they have identified you as an unbeliever in their religion.
And above all, what does being liberal have to do with opposing, or, uh, supporting the war against terror? Our enemies in the war against terror are so anti-liberal that you would think it would be liberals leaping to protect the world from these monstrous ideologies.
Once you duct-tape a Ziploc bag to a man's chest, there's no going back.
When have you ever seen someone who had no doubts who was also correct about anything?
The world is always a democracy in times of flux, and the man with the best voice will win.
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