Not many people can boast a photo of their grandmother posing for kiddiporn.
My paternal grandmother would not light a fire on the Sabbath and piled all Sunday's washing-up in a bucket, to be dealt with on Monday morning, because the Sabbath was a day of rest--a practice that made my paternal grandfather, the village atheist, as mad as fire. Nevertheless, he willed five quid to the minister, just to be on the safe side.
I know that whenever a group of women are gathered together, the grandmother always makes a phantom appearance, hovering above them.
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