I have a lot of fantasies about being tied up and spanked. I suppose it isn't very liberated, is it? What kind of fantasies do feminists have?
Stores are never nice to people. They're nice to credit cards.
You're comin' with me, you gotta be invisible. You walk by a hatch and you see the enemy, you become the hatch.
We don't care if these girls want to eat their men. That's the Piranha Man's problem. We just want the avocados.
Even monkeys fall out of trees.
Time does not die; only people.
People's reactions to opera the first time they see it is very dramatic; they either love it or they hate it. If they love it, they will always love it. If they don't, they may learn to appreciate it, but it will never become part of their soul.
The bad stuff is easier to believe. You ever notice that?
It's easy to clean up when you got money.
Anything short of cannibalism is just beating around the bush.
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