Jeremy Clarkson Quotes About Boat

Quotes about: Boat

• You have city centre pubs where men go to meet girls, not realising that all girls in city centre pubs have thighs like tug boats and morals that would surprise a zoo animal.

  Jeremy Clarkson

  Girl, Zoos, Animal

• I have a pathological terror of falling through ice. I nearly drowned once. I fell off a boat and got a cramp, and was rescued by an oil-rig diver, a great bear of a man who simply leant into the water and scooped me out with one finger.

  Jeremy Clarkson

  Fall, Men, Ice

• You know what, I distinctly remember my boat blew up and I was killed!

  Jeremy Clarkson

  Remember, Boat, Knows

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