Jim Varney Quotes

• I started to do a study on how not to do stand-up comedy. Yeah, it's lonely work. You die, you die alone. It's you, the light, and the audience. If you win, you win big. If you lose, you lose big time.

  Jim Varney

  Lonely, Winning, Light

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• Please leave the window open.

  Jim Varney

  Window, Please

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• I like to sing. I write music. Country songs. You have to if you're in Nashville. It's part of the lease. You sign a lease that says, I will write country songs and pay my rent on time.

  Jim Varney

  Country, Song, Writing

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I'd like to do a piece of Shakespeare. Any upcoming Shakespeare film. Just a bit to say I did a classic.

  Jim Varney

  Pieces, Classic, Film

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

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