The witching hour, somebody had once whispered to her, was a special moment in the middle of the night when every child and every grown-up was in a deep deep sleep, and all the dark things came out from hiding and had the world all to themselves.
We all have our moments of brilliance and glory, and this was mine.
An autobiography is a book a person writes about his own life and it is usually full of all sorts of boring details.
The walls were wet and sticky, and peach juice was dripping from the ceiling. James opened his mouth and caught some of it on his tongue. It tasted delicious.
The Bristol Channel was always my guide, and I was always able to draw an imaginary line from my bed to our house over in Wales. It was a great comfort.
If I were a headmaster, I would get rid of the history teacher and get a chocolate teacher instead and my pupils would study a subject that affected all of them.
Pear Drops were exciting because they had a dangerous taste. All of us were warned against eating them, and the result was that we ate them more than ever.
You should never, never doubt something that no one is sure of.
You seemed so far away," Miss Honey whispered, awestruck. "Oh, I was. I was flying past the stars on silver wings," Matilda said. "It was wonderful.
I shall never have a bath again," I said. "Just dont have one too often," my grandmother said. "Once a month is quite enough for a sensible child." It was at times like these that I loved my grandmother more than ever.
Words," he said, "is oh such a twitch-tickling problem to me all my life.
The reason I collect good ideas is because plots themselves are very difficult indeed to come by.
It is most unlikely. But--here comes the big "but"--not impossible.
What a fortunate fellow I am, I kept telling myself. Nobody has ever had such a lovely time as this!
I'm right and you're wrong, I'm big and you're small, and there's nothing you can do about it.
... and when he put his mind to it, he could make his words coil themselves around and around the listener until they held her in some sort of a mild hypnotic spell.
In any event, parents never underestimated the abilities of their own children. Quite the reverse. Sometimes it was well nigh impossible for a teacher to convince the proud father or mother that their beloved offspring was a complete nitwit.
Some children are spoiled and it is not their fault, it is their parents.
I'm wondering what to read next." Matilda said. "I've finished all the children's books.
Titchy little snapperwhippers like you should not be higgling around with an old sage and onions who is hundreds of years more than you.
Rainbow drops - suck them and you can spit in six different colours.
I began to realize how simple life could be if one had a regular routine to follow with fixed hours, a fixed salary, and very little original thinking to do.
Of course they're real people. They're Oompa-Loompas...Imported direct from Loompaland...And oh what a terrible country it is! Nothing but thick jungles infested by the most dangerous beasts in the world - hornswogglers and snozzwangers and those terrible wicked whangdoodles. A whangdoodle would eat ten Oompa-Loompas for breakfast and come galloping back for a second helping.
All Norwegian children learn to swim when they are very young because if you can't swim it is difficult to find a place to bathe.
I've always said to myself that if a little pocket calculator can do it why shouldn't I?
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