Peter Andrews Quotes

• There is one thing in this world that is dumber than playing golf. That is watching someone else playing golf. What do you actually get to see? Thirty-seven guys in polyester slacks squinting at the sun. Doesn't that set your blood racing?

  Peter Andrews

  Golf, Blood, Squinting

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• I may know I am better than an 18, but the computer absorbs my scores year after year and continues to tell me that is what I am. Therein lies the tragedy of golf. We know what we should be, but there is always some number telling us what it is.

  Peter Andrews

  Lying, Golf, Years

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• Have you ever actually listened to golfers talking to each other? "Looked good starting out..." "Better direction than last time..." "Who's away?..." It sounds like visitors' day at a home for the criminally insane.

  Peter Andrews

  Home, Golf, Talking

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• Playing with your spouse on the golf course runs almost as great a marital risk as getting caught playing with someone else's anywhere else.

  Peter Andrews

  Running, Golf, Risk

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