I'll let a mystery gas out of my blistery ass
Just to disrupt the misery of history class.
My dandy voice makes the most anti-choice granny's panties moist.
I found college awkward: another teacher, same old chalkboard.
I felt I was shifting backward, when I expected to shoot forward.
If you *think* you think outside the box, you're trapped in one.
I just rocked the eye chart,
So if you can't see it, now you know it by heart.
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