Al Swearengen Quotes

• The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man, and give some back.

  Al Swearengen

  Men, Giving, World

  "Fictional character: Al Swearengen". "Deadwood" TV series, Season 2, Episode 7: "E.B. Was Left Out", www.imdb.com. April 17, 2005.

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• You can't slit the throat of everyone whose character it would improve.

  Al Swearengen

  Character, Pimp, Criminals

  "Fictional character: Al Swearengen". "Deadwood" TV series, Season 1, Episode 10: "Mister Wu", May 23, 2004.

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• Announcing your plans is a good way to hear God laugh.

  Al Swearengen

  Laughing, Way, Plans

  "Fictional character: Al Swearengen". "Deadwood" TV series, Season 1, Episode 12: "Sold Under Sin", www.imdb.com. June 13, 2004.

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• Change ain't looking for friends. Change calls the tune we all dance to.

  Al Swearengen

  Tunes

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• Pain or damage don't end the world.

  Al Swearengen

  Pain, World, Damage

  "Fictional character: Al Swearengen". "Deadwood" TV series, Season 2, Episode 7: "E.B. Was Left Out", www.imdb.com. April 17, 2005.

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• The obvious merits utterance. Character is f**king pertinent.

  Al Swearengen

  Kings, Character, Utterance

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• Don't I yearn for the days when a draw across the throat made f**king resolution.

  Al Swearengen

  Kings, Resolution, Made

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• Act averse to nasty language and partial to fruity tea.

  Al Swearengen

  Tea, Nasty, Language

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• I wouldn't trust a man who wouldn't try to steal a little.

  Al Swearengen

  Men, Trying, Littles

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• Bloodletting on my premises that I ain't approved I take as a f***ing affront. It puts me off my feed.

  Al Swearengen

  Affront, Bloodletting, Premises

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• Let's leave it all alone. I'm stupidest when I try to be funny.

  Al Swearengen

  Trying, All Alone, Stupidest

  "Fictional character: Al Swearengen". "Deadwood" TV series, Season 1, Episode 2: "Deep Water", March 28, 2004.

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• The question is: until reinforced, can we learn the ways of church mice.

  Al Swearengen

  Church, Way, Mice

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• Yeah, the cut throats and the pigs. But who wants all that blood spilled, judge, huh? Isn't there a simpler way of not pissing off the big vipers?

  Al Swearengen

  Cutting, Pigs, Blood

  "Fictional character: Al Swearengen". "Deadwood" TV series, Season 1, Episode 5: "The Trial of Jack McCall", April 18, 2004.

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