Janet Evanovich Quotes About Grandmothers

Quotes about: Grandmothers

• He [Ranger] stopped in front of my parents' house, and we both looked to the door. My mother and my grandmother were standing there, watching us. "I'm not sure I feel comfortable about the way your grandma looks at me," Ranger said. [Stephanie] "She wants to see you naked." "I wish you hadn't told me that, babe." "Everyone I know wants to see you naked." "And you?" "Never crossed my mind." I held my breath when I said it, and I hoped God wouldn't stike me down dead for lying.

  Janet Evanovich

  Mother, Lying, Grandma

  Janet Evanovich (2010). “Hard Eight: A Stephanie Plum Novel”, p.118, St. Martin's Press

• If she wasn't your grandmother I'd shoot her." Ranger

  Janet Evanovich

  Grandmother, Rangers, Your Grandmother

• My grandmother is a little Cuban woman who cooks all day and speaks Spanish. Your grandmother watches pay-per-view porn." "She used to watch the Weather Channel, but she said there wasn't enough action." -Ranger and Stephanie

  Janet Evanovich

  Grandmother, Views, Weather

  Janet Evanovich (2008). “To the Nines”, p.274, Macmillan

• I guessed my mother figured if my father got right down to the task of eating he wouldn’t be so inclined to jump up and strangle my grandmother.

  Janet Evanovich

  Mother, Father, Tasks

  Janet Evanovich (2010). “Seven Up: A Stephanie Plum Novel”, p.22, Macmillan

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