Tell you what, if there were gays in the army 'Saving Private Ryan' would have been a hell of a lot shorter film. There is no way it would take gay men three hours to find Matt Damon.
Going to Starbucks for coffee is like going to prison for sex. You know you're going to get it, but it's going to be rough.
I'm sick of women telling other women what men want them to look like.
The sun in my life, it is gone, it is gone
Can we all just stop being dicks?!
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