Martha Bolton Quotes

• If you think marriage is going to be perfect, you're probably still at your reception.

  Martha Bolton

  Women, Thinking, Perfect

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• Sometimes when we're waiting for God to speak, He's waiting for us to listen.

  Martha Bolton

  Faith, Waiting, Sometimes

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• Yes, as a people we are spoiled. We look for dinners that take two minutes to cook in our microwave instead of five, and we audibly sigh if the directions on the box require us to stir at the halfway point. Aw, I gotta stir? See what else is in the freezer.

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  Two, People, Cooking

  Martha Bolton (2003). “I Think, Therefore, I Have a Headache!: A Laugh-Out-Loud Look at Life”, Bethany House Pub

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• I'm not very domestic. For years my children thought mold was a frosting.

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  Children, Years, Mold

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• I'd go to the end of the world for my husband. Of course, if he'd just stop and ask directions, I wouldn't have to.

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  Fun, Husband, World

  Martha Bolton (2000). “I Love You-- Still: To Keep the Love, Ya Gotta Laugh”, Fleming H Revell Company

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• I tan the easy way. I just wait for my liver spots to connect.

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  Waiting, Way, Easy

  Martha Bolton (2010). “Ha! GIFT: humor for the lighter side of life”, p.63, Simon and Schuster

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