You all got only three friends in this world: The Lord God Almighty, the Sears Roebuck catalog and Eugene Talmadge. And you can only vote for one of them
I may … surprise you - but I shall not deceive you.
You have only three real friends: Jesus Christ, Sears Roebuck, and Gene Talmadge.
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