David Javerbaum Quotes

• You know, people always talk about how Jesus came down to Earth as a human being. He became a human being, But no one ever takes into account what that means.

  David Javerbaum

  Jesus, Mean, People

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• I spent 11 years at 'The Daily Show,' and I learned everything there about how to write funny, how to write funny on topic.

  David Javerbaum

  Writing, Years, Topics

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• As a Jew reading about Jesus, I thought, 'He's a pretty good guy.' It's the same conclusion Monty Python drew in 'Life of Brian' - if people actually live what he did, it would be a pretty good world. But Jesus and Christianity have a tenuous relationship at best.

  David Javerbaum

  Jesus, Reading, Python

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• If there's a God, and we have all this evidence that there's evolution, but He created the world only 6,000 years ago - what is the best and most logical explanation to reconcile those two things? I came up with - He came up with it, of course - that all things are fakeable.

  David Javerbaum

  Years, Two, World

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• But Jesus and Christianity have a tenuous relationship at best.

  David Javerbaum

  Jesus, Christianity

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