If you expect to have it all, you will have nothing. Learn to be happy with nothing - and you will have it all!
If you end up getting into a fight with someone, make sure that you win by at least half a mile.
Prescription for Life-long Happiness: Purpose enough for satisfaction; Work enough for sustenance; Sanity enough to know when to play and rest; Wealth enough for basic needs; Affection enough to like many and love a few; Self-respect enough to love yourself; Charity enough to give to others in need; Courage enough to face difficulties; Creativity enough to solve problems; Humor enough to laugh at will; Hope enough to expect an interesting tomorrow; Gratitude enough to appreciate what you have; Health enough to enjoy life for all its worth.
Have you ever considered that your perception of reality could be wrong? If you haven't, this is a pretty good sign that it is.
Misery doesn't only love company. It demands it. For this reason, don't walk away from negative people. RUN!
Retirement: a time to become much more than you have ever been.
The problem with people nowadays is that a 'necessity' is any luxury your neighbor happens to have.
Thank Heaven for Retirement!
Overnight Success Happens Only in Fairy Tales, Trashy Novels, and Bad Movies.
Do the Difficult and Uncomfortable If You Would Like an Easy and Comfortable Life.
Anyone can achieve something important. Contrary to popular belief, the key is not hard work, but finding the right thing to achieve.
There's Insanity on Both Sides of the Debate When You Argue with an Idiot.
When you need something tedious done, and don't have time for it, give it to a workaholic. This way, both of you will be happy.
If you believe that happiness can be bought, then why don't you try selling some of yours?
Nice people are often not good people and good people are often not nice people.
Life is a game. Happy people are the players. Unhappy people are the spectators. Which would you like to be?
Don't Mess Around with Reality and Reality Won't Mess Around with You.
Financial Insanity Has Its Own Big Following - Including You and Me.
Most people are too busy working on insignificant projects and pursuing life's frivolities to tap their creative abilities. It's a mistake to be one of them. Striving for excellence where excellence doesn't matter is the stuff misfits are made of.
Slow down in your pursuit of happiness and it's more likely to catch up with you.
Anything great that has been accomplished in the history of humanity has started with one small thought. We all have those thoughts; few people do anything with theirs, however. What do you intend to do with yours?
Imagine that you are in control of your life. Now, the question is: Why do you have to imagine this?
According to the book Celebrate Today, June 18th is National Splurge Day. Besides being the birthday of Paul McCartney and Isabella Rossellini, it's also mine. Go ahead; celebrate my birthday and don't worry about the cost!
Take Special Care of Yourself - Because No One Else Will!
Live a little. Laugh a little. Love a little. Happiness will find you in a big way.
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