I was at a speaking engagement for MIT... and I said, 'The Professor has all sorts of degrees, including one from this very institution [MIT]! And that's why I can make a radio out of a coconut, and not fix a hole in a boat!'
I wish to confess my sins and I wish Christ to come into my life.
I have great trouble with the people who envision AIDS as a punishment from God.
Old actors never die, they don't even fade away. They're always available.
I was always the bad guy in Westerns. I played more bad guys than you can shake a stick at until I played the Professor. Then I couldn't get a job being a bad guy.
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