Brian Posehn Quotes - Page 2

• When I'm late it matters, but when everybody else is late it doesn't matter... If that's the rule then just write it down and then I know, you know... I'll read it and I'll write it down on my balls. Right here. Right here on the back of my balls is where I'll write it. On the very back. I'll just lift them and write it nicely.

  Brian Posehn

  Writing, Balls, Down And

  "The Comedians of Comedy". Documentary, Comedy, www.imdb.com. 2005.

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• Metal is easily my favorite thing - Exodus and Anthrax and Megadeth - so it just kind of organically came through in the standup act.

  Brian Posehn

  Favorites Things, Kind, My Favorite

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• Guys don't do that when they go out. Guys don't wear outfits that feature the dong.

  Brian Posehn

  Guy, Outfits, Features

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