Brian Posehn Quotes - Page 2

• Once I could drive, I spent all my time in the city going to metal shows. I missed the first couple of Metallica shows because I was lame. By the time I got into them, they were playing places like the Kabuki.

  Brian Posehn

  Couple, Cities, Lame

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• When I'm late it matters, but when everybody else is late it doesn't matter... If that's the rule then just write it down and then I know, you know... I'll read it and I'll write it down on my balls. Right here. Right here on the back of my balls is where I'll write it. On the very back. I'll just lift them and write it nicely.

  Brian Posehn

  Writing, Balls, Down And

  "The Comedians of Comedy". Documentary, Comedy, www.imdb.com. 2005.

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• Guys don't do that when they go out. Guys don't wear outfits that feature the dong.

  Brian Posehn

  Guy, Outfits, Features

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