Jen Lancaster Quotes - Page 3

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• Maybe I've moved to the dark side, but it's clean and nice and we never run out of toilet paper.

  Jen Lancaster

  Running, Nice, Dark

  Jen Lancaster (2012). “Jeneration X: One Reluctant Adult's Attempt to Unarrest Her Arrested Development; Or, Why It's Never Too Late for Her Dumb Ass to Learn Why Froot Loops Are Not for Dinner”, p.13, Penguin

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• Were I forced to describe this woman in one word, that word would be...herpes.

  Jen Lancaster

  Would Be, Herpes, One Word

  Jen Lancaster (2013). “Here I Go Again: A Novel”, p.87, Penguin

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• I would rather receive a Pap smear from Captain Hook than venture out on New Year's Eve.

  Jen Lancaster

  New Year, Years, Hook

  Jen Lancaster (2013). “The Tao of Martha: My Year of LIVING; Or, Why I'm Never Getting All That Glitter Off of the Dog”, p.21, Penguin

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