When life hands you lemons - SQUAT! Squats make everything better. And if squats don't, bacon will
Remember even though the outside world might be raining, if you keep on smiling the sun will soon show its face and smile back at you.
Do what comes into your life and do it well... Be polite without groveling. If you are ever afraid of anything, do not deny it, but behave as if you feared nothing.
Intruder on level one. All aliens, please proceed to level one.
Yes, I'm a great believer in angels.
Are we not witnessing a strange tableau of survival whenever a bird alights on the head of a crocodile, bringing together the evolutionary offspring of Triassic and Jurassic?
Oh, if I had only known then what I know now, I would have stopped it last year when I was still young.
I was a star in England, but Ive never been a star in America. Now I am.
My father was an Episcopalian minister, and I've always been comforted by the power of prayer.
The boats came, and they were only taking a few people at a time, so what happened was they took a boat and said, 'We can have two more children', so the boys went.
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