• I have a Keurig coffee maker, which is really kind of a luxury. It was given to me by an ex. I realized when I'm feeling sentimental, I'll gently, tenderly press the button. Then when I remember he dumped me, I punch it.

    "What Comedian Mo Rocca Eats For Breakfast" by Julia Bainbridge, October 31, 2012.
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