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  • I loathe hair salons. People have always told me I am in the wrong business because I can't stand getting my hair cut or having it messed around with. Hairdressers feel as if they've got to be your shrinks. I just want them to do my hair so I can get out of there.

    "The close-up". Interview with Simon Chilvers, www.theguardian.com. March 22, 2009.