• This is the thing I've never understood: If someone is going to hell for being gay or being a Jew or a Muslim or having an abortion, then what are you worried about? You don't need to try and convert these people or try and save them. If you really believe in your religion, these people are already doomed, so stop worrying about them.

    "Lewis Black on politics, aging, and being the guy who yells". Interview with Drew Fortune, September 7, 2012.