• I really can't believe what a state the Pyramids are in. I thought they had flat rendered sides, but when you get up close, you see how they are just giant boulders balanced on top of each other, like a massive game of Jenga that has got out of hand.

    Karl Pilkington (2010). “An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington”, p.18, Canongate Books