• I haven’t changed my mind. That’s the point! I want to spend my life with you even though it’s totally irrational. And you have short earlobes. Socially and genetically there’s no reason for me to be attracted to you. The only logical conclusion is that I must be in love with you.

    Graeme Simsion (2014). “The Rosie Project: A Novel”, p.283, Simon and Schuster