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  • Americanomics works, and I won't argue that is true.
    But if the economy is getting better, getting better for who?
    Well, if you ask me, I'm doing much worse than before,
    With the welfare cuts, I don't eat no more.
    So if I did wanna go out, I couldn't go nowhere,
    Cause I ate every last one of them reindeer.
    Rudolph first, I went down the list,
    I got so hungry, I just couldn't resist.
    I ate Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Dixon,
    Fried them up and then started to mix them.
    And before you knew it, they were all gone,
    I wonder what y'all gonna do about my reindeer song!