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  • Out of the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead. There are way more dead people, and you're all gonna die and then you're gonna be dead for way longer than you're alive. Like that's mostly what you're ever gonna be. You're just dead people that didn't die yet.

    "The Collected Wisdom of Louis C.K." by Bradford Evans, www.vulture.com. February 26, 2013.