Bachelor Party Quotes

• You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.

  Bill Murray

  Party, Funeral, Bachelors

  "Bill Murray Crashes Bachelor Party, Offers Advice To Young Bucks" By Cavan Sieczkowski, www.huffingtonpost.com. May 27, 2014.

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• I haven't seen this many men dressed in women's clothing since my bachelor party

  Bruce Willis

  Party, Men, Bachelors

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• Bachelor parties are for the married guys.

  Chrissy Teigen

  Party, Guy, Married

  "Chrissy Teigen's Bachelorette Party Will Have a "No Penis" Policy". Interview with Michelle Ruiz, www.cosmopolitan.com. May 15, 2013.

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• We're down in Mexico. It's for a bachelor party, so we go into a Mexican strip club... I go back with this woman down a murky hallway, and then without missing a beat - these ladies are all business - she goes, 'Go ahead, take out your dong.' 'I'm not taking out my dong. And by the way, who uses the word dong? If you want to be hip to the lingo, they're not using the word dong up in the States.

  Al Madrigal

  Party, Mexican, Missing

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• Many guys see relationships with women as a zero-sum game: If she wins, he loses. Marriage is the ultimate contest: Her job is to get him to capitulate to marriage. So many men see marriage as the "end of freedom," the end of boyhood. That's why bachelor parties are supposed to revel in that boyish irresponsibility "one last time." So many guys figure, "Why rush into something that means basically that you'll be a prisoner forever?"

  Michael Kimmel

  Zero, Jobs, Party

  "How hookups and hang-ups delay manhood". TODAYshow.com Q&A, www.today.com. August 26, 2008.

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• Bachelor parties are designed for those who are sad to see the passing of their single days. I couldn’t be more eager to have mine behind me. So there’s really no point.

  Stephenie Meyer

  Party, Bachelors, Passing

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• I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life.

  Johnny Knoxville

  Real, Party, Bachelors

  "On-Location Interview: Johnny Knoxville". Interview with Steve Head, www.ign.com. March 30, 2005.

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• Massachusetts became the first state to marry gay couples, though lawmakers say allowing gay couples to get married raises a lot of questions. You know, such as: does that best man invite both guys to the bachelor party?

  Jay Leno

  Couple, Party, Gay

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• Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?

  Stephenie Meyer

  Party, Vampire, Clubs

  "Breaking Dawn". Book by Stephenie Meyer, August 2, 2008.

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• I myself have participated in girl-on-girl shows for men that would ask for it, of which were very, very many. It is a popular request, especially at bachelor parties. It also paid a much higher dividend. Also when I worked the escort services, certain male/female clients would call and ask for a male/male team and the escort services that I worked for provided this specific request.

  Annie Lobert

  Girl, Team, Party

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