I just love that spirit that makes people do things that they probably shouldn't.
My parents said that I was nine months old and would throw myself out of the crib onto the floor continually. As soon as they left the room after putting me back in they'd hear a big bump and I'd be on the floor again.
You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind.
I pretty much operate on adrenaline and ignorance.
Doctors have told me I have a high pain threshold, but I can only know what I feel. I think I'm good at minimising the pain and being indifferent to it.
I don't remember the first stunt I ever did.
People think by challenging me they're going to show they're tough. But I'm not tough. Decent drinker. Not such a bad kisser. But not a great fighter.
I love Louisiana. It's amazing.
I have a full grown, semi-nude man bound with duct tape in my truck and I was trying to get out to the desert to bury him. How do I get to 5 South?
I'm so uncoordinated, I can't really do that much, so my specialty is standing in one spot or holding on to something, like an exploding rocket or a jetski.
Suffering will get you great footage. I don't know about closer to God. Although there have been times when I've suffered to the point where I think I might be about to meet him.
I'm just basking in the glory.
I'm not looking to lose anything. I'm looking to continue making movies.
I just try to think of all the things that could go wrong so in that split second when it happens, maybe your body reacts in a way where it protects you just a little.
A couple days before the stunts, if I'm doing something particularly dangerous, I will go over every worst-case scenario in my head, like this could happen, this could happen, this could happen, this could happen. I try to think about that to where it's ingrained in me.
A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out the thing that set them apart.
Being a complete juvenile delinquent helped me grow up a little.
I want to do dramas. I want to do comedies.
I don't care what other people think.
People go to car races to watch the crashes.
I'm the fun dad, I am also the disciplinarian.
I am nothing that isn't professional.
I have a whole slew of doctors. I can count eight in my phone right now - eight different doctors, all for different parts of my body. I have specialists.
I love the tabloids except for when I'm in 'em.
It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.
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