It is amazing that people who think we cannot afford to pay for doctors, hospitals, and medication somehow think that we can afford to pay for doctors, hospitals, medication and a government bureaucracy to administer it.
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
The doctor of the future will no longer treat the human frame with drugs, but rather will cure and prevent disease with nutrition.
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
The best doctor gives the least medicines.
The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind; the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity.
The reason doctors are so dangerous is that they believe in what they are doing.
The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping of females begins when the doctor says: It's a girl.
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.
It's supposed to be a secret, but I'll tell you anyway. We doctors do nothing. We only help. And encourage the doctor within.
Some people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back into the shell.
By medicine life may be prolonged, yet death will seize the doctor too.
Instead of wishing to see more doctors made by women joining what there are, I wish to see as few doctors, either male or female, as possible. For, mark you, the women have made no improvement they have only tried to be "men" and they have only succeeded in being third-rate men.
A few years ago, I thought, I'll never make it. I started to go to the doctor to help me lose weight.
He's a fool that makes his doctor his heir.
Every doctor will allow a colleague to decimate a whole countryside sooner than violate the bond of professional etiquette by giving him away.
Our doctor would never really operate unless it was necessary. He was just that way. If he didn't need the money, he wouldn't lay a hand on you.
Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.
So I went and visited a doctor and he diagnosed me with reactive arthritis.
And as a child I was filled with passionate admiration for acts of civic courage I had seen performed by an elderly military doctor, who was a friend of my family.
The difficulty with becoming a patient is that as soon as you get horizontal, part of your being yearns, not for a doctor, but for a medicine man.
The doctors say it dates back to a film where I had these huge prosthetic breasts because my character was breast-feeding. The weight of them, and of the baby, did my back in.
The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because Sylvia was my mother's name.
We were led to a pediatric ophthalmologist. It's a hard date for me, April 14, 1998. The doctor came back from the examining room and told us she had tumors in both eyes.
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