Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
He that drinks fast, pays slow.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.
It's mostly Mars Bars and peanuts and cheese and you go to the fridge and there's Red Bull and Beer. It's not like people are holding me down and pouring beer in my face.
I drink to make other people interesting.
For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.
I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.
I would give all of my fame for a pot of ale and safety.
In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant Irish people.
There is an ancient Celtic axiom that says 'Good people drink good beer.' Which is true, then as now. Just look around you in any public barroom and you will quickly see: Bad people drink bad beer. Think about it.
Beer is a wholesome liquor.....it abounds with nourishment
Let no man thirst for good beer.
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.
Cerevisiam Bibat! (drink beer for health)
Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
Genius without education is like silver in the mine.
The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.
People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.
All great truths begin as blasphemies.
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
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