Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
I drink to make other people more interesting.
O thou invisible spirit of wine, if thou has no name to be known by, let us call thee devil....O God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains! that we should, with joy, pleasance revel and applause, transform ourselves into beasts!
I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.
The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.
If you substitute marijuana for tobacco and alcohol, you'll add eight to 24 years to your life.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
Let me be the first to tell you, drinking alcohol is the worst thing to do in cold weather. Hot soup is the best because the process of digesting food helps to warm you up.
Wine hath drowned more men than the sea.
Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector. It encourages a man to be expansive, even reckless, while lie detectors are only a challenge to tell lies successfully.
But there is no withdrawal, but with tobacco there is terrible withdrawal, it is almost impossible for a lot of people. I did , I went cold turkey, they never had any patches in those days but grass was not difficult, alcohol not difficult, but tobacco - oh my god.
Another method of eating burning coals employs small balls of burned cotton in a dish of burning alcohol.
And malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man.
I've never had a drink of alcohol or any drug in my life.
There's so much fear involved in trying to do something you don't know how to do that drugs and alcohol can become a big part of your life if you have an addictive personality or are very unsure, which most songwriters are.
Two great European narcotics, alcohol and Christianity.
Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
One day my wife went and saw the accountant and said she's pulling the plug. She said you guys are done. I said, how bad can it be? 10 grand? She said you're not even close. It came out to almost $50,000 in alcohol for two months.
I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my host.
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