Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.
I went to the worst of bars hoping to get killed but all I could do was to get drunk again.
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.
Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.
When the wine goes in, strange things come out.
BRANDY, n. A cordial composed on one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-the-grave and four parts clarified Satan.
Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
According to the National Institute on Drug Abuse, the first use of alcohol typically begins at age 12.
But when alcohol comes in, start running. Because there's a demon there, and it goes back to her childhood.
Drugs and alcohol can be so destructive.
I had such a wonderful life before drugs and alcohol abuse. I've got that life back now and plan to keep it. Maybe I had to go through what I did to get to this point, to appreciate this life more.
If I go out to dinner with you and you order wine, I leave. I won't be around drugs and alcohol at all.
Kids are going to try drugs and alcohol; that's part of society.
The good news is that parents are the leading influence on kids decision not to drink alcohol.
We must do all we can to empower parents and communities to protect our youth and to encourage healthy behavior free from binge drinking and other forms of alcohol abuse.
We used to drink an awful lot of alcohol.
I work very hard to keep on an even keel as far as alcohol is concerned.
I have very poor and unhappy brains for drinking.
With such compelling information, the question is why havent we been able to do more to prevent the crisis of underage drinking? The answer is: the alcohol industry.
I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts.
Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
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