Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
O thou invisible spirit of wine, if thou has no name to be known by, let us call thee devil....O God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains! that we should, with joy, pleasance revel and applause, transform ourselves into beasts!
I drink to make other people more interesting.
In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol and it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.
When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink.
Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.
I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it.
We must do all we can to empower parents and communities to protect our youth and to encourage healthy behavior free from binge drinking and other forms of alcohol abuse.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
If you substitute marijuana for tobacco and alcohol, you'll add eight to 24 years to your life.
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.
Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
No other human being, no woman, no poem or music, book or painting can replace alcohol in its power to give man the illusion of real creation.
Alcohol is a very necessary article. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning.
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.
Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.
The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.
Wine is bottled poetry.
Such lifestyle factors such as cigarette smoking, excessive alcohol consumption, little physical activity and low dietary calcium intake are risk factors for osteoporosis as well as for many other non-communicable diseases.
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