We tend to get what we expect.
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions.
Treat every moment as a gift, that is why it is called the present.
And remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself.
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.
The highest form of ignorance is when you reject something you don't know anything about.
I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
A coward is incapable of exhibiting love; it is the prerogative of the brave.
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
The miracle is this: the more we share the more we have.
Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts.
Tough times never last, but tough people do.
You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.
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