I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know.
Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet.
Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.
The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
If you don't design your own life plan, chances are you'll fall into someone else's plan. And guess what they have planned for you? Not much.
To become truly great, one has to stand with people, not above them.
If you are not your own doctor, you are a fool.
Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain - and most fools do.
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
It's kind of fun to do the impossible.
The price of success is hard work, dedication to the job at hand, and the determination that whether we win or lose, we have applied the best of ourselves to the task at hand.
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.
Don't let schooling interfere with your education.
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.
If you let your head get too big, it'll break your neck.
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