Don't let schooling interfere with your education.
Money is like manure; it's not worth a thing unless it's spread around encouraging young things to grow.
Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.
There are many in this old world of ours who hold that things break about even for all of us. I have observed, for example, that we all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summertime and the poor get it in the winter.
The interesting thing about coaching is that you have to trouble the comfortable, and comfort the troubled
She could have a Grammy I'd still treat her ass like a nominee.
Life is too short to miss out on the beautiful things like a double cheeseburger.
There was a knock on our dressing-room door. Our manager shouted, 'Keith! Ron! The Police are here!' Oh, man, we panicked, flushed everything down the john. Then the door opened and it was Stewart Copeland and Sting.
Well, I was lost but now I live here! I have severely improved my predicament!
I've always had a theory that some of us are born with nerve endings longer than our bodies
Never draw anything you can copy, never copy anything you can trace, never trace anything you can cut out and paste up.
Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it.
Money is like manure; it’s not worth a thing unless it’s spread around.
I believe that all women are pretty without makeup- but with the right makeup can be pretty powerful.
When your back is against the wall, there is only one thing to do, and that is turn around and fight.
If a man….who’s playing in front of the public, is being well paid, and he doesn’t dedicate himself to the job, I’d be hard on him. If I could I would put him in jail, out of the road of society. Because he’s a menace
Yes. I guess it's the foolish romantic in me, but you see, I don’t think that sex is my Muse.
When men lose against me, they always have a headache ... or things of that kind. I have never beaten a completely healthy man!
There's no sauce in the world like hunger.
Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.
My dad used to say to me, 'You look more like me than I do.
Always enter like a kitten and leave like a lion. But NEVER enter like a lion and leave like a kitten. Always be humble.
It was you readers who really came through, proving once again that when the American people decide to "get involved" in a problem, it is best not to let them have any sharp implements.
We have been flooded with postal cards from all over the United States and several parallel universes. Just a quick glance though these cards is enough to remind you why this great nation, despite all the talk of decline, still leads the world in tranquilizer consumption.
Retain a calm heart, sit like a turtle, walk swiftly like a pigeon, and sleep like a dog
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